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Alejandra

Almost every booking goes fine. The handful that do not go sideways for the same two or three reasons, and all of them are avoidable if one person in the group knows the rules before anyone arrives. Whoever is organising should be that person.

Phones away during the show. No photos, no video, no live streaming. This is the one we are strictest about and it is not negotiable — performers have private lives and a clip that ends up on somebody's story can affect them for years. Take your photos before or after if she is happy to, and ask her rather than assuming.

She sets the contact. What is and is not okay is hers to decide, not the room's, and it can differ from one performer to the next. If she says no to something, that is the end of it. A group that gets this right has a better night than one that pushes, every time.

Everyone in the room is 21 or over. No exceptions and nothing negotiated at the door. If there is any doubt about a guest, sort it out before we arrive rather than after.

One person is in charge. Somebody sober enough to answer the door, handle payment and speak for the group. It sounds obvious and it is the single most common thing missing when a booking gets difficult.

Give us the date, the start time and the address, and we will tell you within a few minutes whether she is free. Miami weekends fill early, so if your date is already fixed it is worth calling as soon as you have it rather than waiting until the week of.

If she is booked we will say so on the call, not substitute somebody quietly at the door. The rate is quoted up front for the whole time block, so there is nothing left to work out once she arrives, and tipping is customary but never required and never built into the quote.

Still deciding? Look through the rest of the Miami roster and give us two or three names. We will confirm whoever is free for your date and hold the slot while you sort out the rest of the night.

Miami-Dade is home territory — Brickell, Downtown, Wynwood, South Beach, Coral Gables, Doral, Hialeah and Aventura — and she travels north into Broward for Fort Lauderdale and Hollywood bookings.

Hotel suites, private homes, Airbnbs, boats and rented venues all work. A clear area about six feet square is enough, plus somewhere private to change. Mention any gate code, doorman or front desk when you call.