10 Reasons Love Nurse

What are 10 Reasons to Love a Nurse?

1. Do nurses get grossed out by anything?
A: Nope! No body part scares me! Nurses see it all—blood, guts, and everything in between. If you think you can shock a nurse, think again!

2. Can a nurse really “thrill” someone with one touch?
A: Absolutely! Defibrillation is no joke. One zap and boom, instant excitement! (Let’s just hope you don’t actually need it.

3. Do nurses only work during the day?
A: Not at all! We work at night, too. Whether it’s a long hospital shift or a private party, nurses keep the fun going 24/7!

4. Why do nurses encourage farting?
A: Believe it or not, passing gas is a sign your body is working properly! Nurses cheer you on when you let it rip, so go ahead, don’t hold back!

5. Are nurses strong enough to flip people in bed?
A: You bet! I’ve flipped bigger people in bed than you can imagine. Strength and technique go hand in hand!

6. Can nurses talk about anything at the dinner table?

A: Oh, absolutely! No dinner conversation will ever gross me out. If you want to discuss bodily fluids over spaghetti, a nurse won’t even flinch!

7. Do nurses know all about medications?
A: Of course! Drugs? I know them all. From painkillers to life-saving meds, nurses have expert knowledge of what’s in that IV bag!

8. Do nurses use codes for everything?
A: Yes! We have a code for every color—even brown. And trust us, you do NOT want to know what that means!

9. Do nurses know how to tie people up?
A: Yes, and we do it properly! Whether it’s medical restraints or something more fun, we know our knots.

10. What happens when you press a nurse’s button?
A: Hit the right button, and I’ll come quickly! Nurses respond to every call fast—whether it’s in a hospital or at your private party!

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