If the group is staying in for kickoff, book game day party dancers in Austin for after the final whistle, not during the first quarter when nobody will look up.

I have been booking house game days in this city since 1989. The rooms that work treat the show as the second half of the night. The rooms that fail try to run a set while twelve people are still screaming at a screen.

After the game, not over it

Pick a start time that assumes overtime. If the TV is still on, wait. I would rather you book 8:30 than 6:00 and then call me to push because the game went long. We can often slide a little. We cannot sit in a driveway for two hours because nobody picked a number.

Clear a floor that is not in front of the TV. The show needs a lane. The couch can stay aimed at the screen until the set starts. Then the screen goes off. People who want both at once get neither.

Most guy-heavy game-day rooms want female entertainers. We book male entertainers too. If the house is coed, say so. Mixed rooms are a different booking than a basement full of friends from college.

Houses, tailgate lots, and what we will not do

A South Austin house or an East Side rental with a living room is the job. A parking lot is not. We do not work public lots, stadium sidewalks, or a tent on a stranger’s grass. Private residence, hotel suite, or a rental with a door.

Read the house rules if it is an Airbnb. Game-day volume plus a doorbell looks like an event. If the listing bans parties, pick another address.

Parking on game days in this city is ugly. Tell me the actual address. Travel across town after a home game is not a ten-minute hop. Build a buffer.

Guest count and the extra couch

Game-day lists grow. People “stop by.” Count who will still be there when the show starts, not who ate wings at noon. Past ten, two performers is the usual call so the room does not stall.

21+ only. If kids were at the house for the afternoon, they need to be gone. I will not send a performer into a mixed-age living room.

What the host should set up

Lamps, not overhead glare. A chair that is not buried in jerseys. Snacks off the only open rug. Door that closes. If you want a bartender, say so on the call. Do not run a full bar and a show on the same six feet.

What I need when you call

Date, start time with a buffer, address, guest count, female or male or both. If the game time is the reason you are fuzzy, say that and we will pick a window that can move a little.

Jerseys are not a problem. A coffee table full of wings in the only open square is. Move the food. Move the extra chairs. The show needs a lane that is not the path to the bathroom.

If the house is near campus or the stadium, parking and timing get worse, not better. Tell me the address. I will not pretend a 15-minute hop is still 15 minutes when the streets are closed.

Female entertainers are the usual call for guy-heavy rooms. Male entertainers if that is the room you have. Both if it is mixed. 21+ only, and the TV goes off when the set starts. You can put the replay on after.

Call (737) 346-6333. Hot Party Stripper has been taking Austin house parties since 1989. Game day is just the version where the TV has to lose for an hour.