If you have never done this, start by booking a private show in Austin the same way you would book a room: date, address, guest count, then who walks in the door.

I have been taking these calls since 1989. The groups that have a good time are not the ones who overthink the costume. They’re the ones who tell me the truth about the room and then get out of the way.

What happens after you call

You give me a date, a start time, an address or hotel name, how many adults will be there, and whether you want female entertainers, male entertainers, or both. I tell you what is actually free. I quote against that night and that room. There is no menu on this page because the room changes the booking.

If the hotel or the Airbnb bans adult entertainment, we find that out before anyone is in the car, not after. You ask the desk or you read the listing. I cannot fake a yes for a property I have not been cleared in.

Same-day calls happen. Friday and Saturday in this city go first. I will not invent a hold.

The hour before the knock

Get the group in the room. Coats off. Guest of honor present. Floor clear. A chair that is not buried. Lamps on. Door closed. That is the whole production design.

Give it 45 minutes to an hour after the first person arrives. If you schedule the show for the same minute as dinner, you will be introducing people during the set.

If it is a surprise, one person has the phone. We text when we are close. We do not call the guest of honor to “see if y’all are ready.”

What the show actually is

A performer (or two) comes to a private room with a door. They work the group you described. If you said the bride wants to watch, we play it that way. If you said the groom does not know, we play it that way. If you said the room is mixed, we play it that way. The booking is only as good as what you told me.

We book female and male entertainers. Bachelor groups in this city usually want female. Bachelorettes usually want male. Birthdays and coed houses go either way or both. Say it out loud.

Past ten people, two performers is the usual call so the room does not stall. Six people in a suite is one performer and a living room.

What we will not do

Public bars, sidewalks, stadium lots, restaurant floors. Kids in the house. A listing that bans events. A hotel that already said no. I would rather you pick another address than force a show into a room that will shut it down.

Keep the speaker inside a volume that stays in the room. Do not drag the set into a hallway for a photo. Hotels and neighbors notice that before they notice anything else.

What to have in your head when you dial

Date. Start time. Address. Guest count. Female, male, or both. Surprise or not. Hotel name if there is one. Anyone who should be left alone during the set.

That is enough. You do not need a script. You do not need a Pinterest board. You need a room with a door and a number that is still true at show time.

You do not need to know our whole catalog. You need to know your door, your count, and who the night is for. I have been doing this long enough that I can hear a bad room on the phone. A hotel that probably is fine. A listing you have not read. A guest list that is like twenty, maybe. Those are the calls I slow down.

Payment and confirmation happen before anyone is on the way. I will not send a performer to a maybe. If your date moves, call. If the address moves, call. If the guest of honor bailed, call. The worst version of this is a performer at a door that is not the party anymore.

Photos are your business. If you want them, fine. If you do not want phones out, say that to your own guests. I cannot police a dozen adults. I can tell you to close the door and keep the hallway out of it.

That is the whole expectation. A private room. Adults. A start time that is still true. A performer who matches what you asked for. Everything else is decoration. Call if the room is real. I will tell you if the night is bookable.

Hotels, houses, and short-term rentals all work when the door closes and the property allows it. Party buses and public rooms do not. If you are not sure which one you booked, read the listing and ask the desk before you call me to hold a performer.

We book female and male entertainers because the room is not always a bachelor couch. Say who it is for. Say who stays. Say if anyone should be left alone. That is the brief. Everything after that is the night you actually wanted, not the one the group chat invented.

Call (737) 346-6333. Hot Party Stripper has been walking into Austin rooms since 1989. I’ll tell you what that night can hold, and what it cannot.