I have been quite opportune to see one or two shows where midgets entertain. Ranging from holiday parties and events like Halloween, Valentines, Birthday parties, wedding receptions, St. Patrick’s, Sports, Christmas, or even just comedy or sitcoms. I happen to have two epic memorable funny fun encounters with some midgets at a party and an event/show I went to. Let me share my two stories I had with them real quick;
THE BIRTHDAY PARTY IN SOUTH CALIFORNIA
I had a birthday party I was invited to a few years back. A closed small party to be precise but it was way better than many open big birthday parties I went to. We were about 30-40 people in total who attended. Scarlett was celebrating her 30th birthday and wanted something very fun and memorable, something new, something different and unique from what others do. Brad, her childhood friend suggested ‘’Have you ever seen a midget before?’’. ‘’Quite fascinating little humans they are aren’t they?’’. Scarlett replied ‘’ Yeah, I think I have I seen one and indeed they are fascinating little creatures’’. Brad continued ‘’Now imagine having one or two trained midget entertainers at your party?’’. ‘’I know a place we could hire these little guys’’. Scarlett concurred with excitement ‘’ that would be awesome, I would really like that, I am looking forward to that’’. Now what really is intriguing about these little guys is anything at they engage in doing looked strange and funny. Brad had hired three trained midget entertainers, two males and a female. People took turns after turns to request the midgets to do all sorts of things, some quite mischievous. Bizarre but ultimately fun stuff were done. I remember the female midget twerking out of a request from one of the guys. Believe me she was great at it, but I couldn’t stop to get myself amused by it. It was so damn strange, more like a baby twerking, and it was funny shit! We had them dance, kiss, sing, act and do a few circus performance for us. We enjoyed every bit of it especially the celebrant who tagged the night as one of the best birthday nights of her life so far.
So next time you are looking to light up your next event, holiday, anniversary, company or club or you want to add a little something extra fun in your life, then consider renting a midget to perform at your venue. With enormous years of entertaining at shows and events, bachelor & bachelorette parties, birthday parties, bars, club openings, and much, much more, midget entertainers are simply great entertainment for you.